Freebsd Fortunes

Whatever is not nailed down is mine.  What I can pry loose is not
nailed down.
                -- Collis P. Huntingdon

"Whatever the missing mass of the universe is, I hope it's not
cockroaches!"
                -- Mom

"What's another word for Thesaurus?"
                -- Steven Wright

"What's the use of a good quotation if you can't change it?"
                -- Dr. Who

When a Banker jumps out of a window, jump after him -- that's where the
money is.
                -- Robespierre

When a fellow says, "It ain't the money but the principle of the
thing," it's the money.
                -- Kim Hubbard

When a fly lands on the ceiling, does it do a half roll or a half
loop?

When a place gets crowded enough to require ID's, social collapse is
not far away.  It is time to go elsewhere.  The best thing about space
travel is that it made it possible to go elsewhere.
                -- Robert Heinlein

When a shepherd goes to kill a wolf, and takes his dog along to see the
sport, he should take care to avoid mistakes.  The dog has certain
relationships to the wolf the shepherd may have forgotten.
                -- Robert Pirsig, "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle
                   Maintenance"

When all other means of communication fail, try words.