Freebsd Fortunes

The modern child will answer you back before you've said anything.
                -- Laurence J. Peter

The mome rath isn't born that could outgrabe me.
                -- Nicol Williamson

The moon is a planet just like the Earth, only it is even deader.

The moon may be smaller than Earth, but it's further away.

"The more data I punch in this card, the lighter it becomes, and the
lower the mailing cost."
                -- Stan Kelly-Bootle, "The Devil's DP Dictionary"

The more laws and order are made prominent, the more thieves and
robbers there will be.
                -- Lao Tsu

The more things change, the more they stay insane.

The more we disagree, the more chance there is that at least one of us
is right.

The mosquito is the state bird of New Jersey.
                -- Andy Warhol

"The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and
to watch someone else do it wrong without comment."
                -- Theodore H. White