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The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free
information hot lines staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a
dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly.  If you ask them a
real tax question, such as how you can cheat, they're useless.

So, for guidance, you want to look to big business.  Big business never
pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big
consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes...
                -- Dave Barry, "Sweating Out Taxes"

The Kennedy Constant:
        Don't get mad -- get even.

The Killer Ducks are coming!!!

The ladies men admire, I've heard,
Would shudder at a wicked word.
Their candle gives a single light;
They'd rather stay at home at night.
They do not keep awake till three,
Nor read erotic poetry.
They never sanction the impure,
Nor recognize an overture.
They shrink from powders and from paints ...
So far, I've had no complaints.
                -- Dorothy Parker

"The last time somebody said, `I find I can write much better with a
word processor.', I replied, `They used to say the same thing about
drugs.'
                -- Roy Blount, Jr.

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the
poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal
bread.
                -- Anatole France

The law will never make men free; it is men who have got to make the
law free.
                -- Henry David Thoreau

"The lawgiver, of all beings, most owes the law allegiance.  He of all
men should behave as though the law compelled him.  But it is the
universal weakness of mankind that what we are given to administer we
presently imagine we own."
                -- H.G. Wells

The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an approaching
train.

The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming dragon.