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"Apathy is not the problem, it's the solution"

Aphorism, n.:
        A concise, clever statement.
Afterism, n.:
        A concise, clever statement you don't think of until too late.
                -- James Alexander Thom

APL is a mistake, carried through to perfection.  It is the language of
the future for the problems of the past: it creates a new generation of
coding bums.

"APL is a write-only language.  I can write programs in APL, but I
can't read any of them."
                -- Roy Keir

Aquadextrous, adj.:
        Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off
with your toes.
                -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

AQUARIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
        You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive.
        You lie a great deal.  On the other hand, you are inclined to
        be careless and impractical, causing you to make the same
        mistakes over and over again.  People think you are stupid.

Arbitrary systems, pl.n.:
        Systems about which nothing general can be said, save "nothing
general can be said."

ARCHDUKE FERDINAND FOUND ALIVE --
    FIRST WORLD WAR A MISTAKE

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"Arguments with furniture are rarely productive."
                -- Kehlog Albran, "The Profit"