Freebsd Fortunes

TAURUS (Apr 20 - May 20)
        You are practical and persistent.  You have a dogged
        determination and work like hell.  Most people think you are
        stubborn and bull headed.  You are a Communist.

Tax reform means "Don't tax you, don't tax me, tax that fellow behind
the tree."
                -- Russell Long

Taxes are going up so fast, the government is likely to price itself
out of the market.

Taxes, n.:
        Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get
an extension.

Teach children to be polite and courteous in the home, and, when he
grows up, he will never be able to edge his car onto a freeway.

Teamwork is essential -- it allows you to blame someone else.

Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means
for going backwards.
                -- Aldous Huxley

Telephone, n.:
        An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the
advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.
                -- Ambrose Bierce

Tell me, O Octopus, I begs,
Is those things arms, or is they legs?
I marvel at thee, Octopus;
If I were thou, I'd call me us.
                -- Ogden Nash

Ten years of rejection slips is nature's way of telling you to stop
writing.
                -- R. Geis