Freebsd Fortunes

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do
the work.
                -- John G. Pollard

Expect the worst, it's the least you can do.

Expense Accounts, n.:
        Corporate food stamps.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
                -- Olivier

Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake
when you make it again.
                -- F. P. Jones

Experience is the worst teacher.  It always gives the test first and
the instruction afterward.

Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old
ones.

Experience is what you get when you were expecting something else.

Experience varies directly with equipment ruined.

Expert, n.:
        Someone who comes from out of town and shows slides.