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"Why are we importing all these highbrow plays like `Amadeus'? I could
have told you Mozart was a jerk for nothing."
-- Ian Shoales
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3402 of 3566 |
"Why be a man when you can be a success?"
-- Bertold Brecht
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3403 of 3566 |
Why bother building any more nuclear warheads until we use the ones we
have?
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3404 of 3566 |
Why can't you be a non-conformist like everyone else?
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3405 of 3566 |
Why did the Lord give us so much quickness of movement unless it was to
avoid responsibility with?
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3406 of 3566 |
Why did the Roman Empire collapse? What is the Latin for office
automation?
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3407 of 3566 |
Why do we have two eyes? To watch 3-D movies with.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3408 of 3566 |
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently
there must be a beverage.
-- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3409 of 3566 |
Why does New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps and California have
more lawyers?
New Jersey had first choice.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3410 of 3566 |
Why don't elephants eat penguins ?
Because they can't get the wrappers off ...
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