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"I'd love to go out with you, but there are important world issues that
need worrying about."
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"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."
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Idaho state law makes it illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box
of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.
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Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like
solitary confinement.
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Idiot Box, n.:
The part of the envelope that tells a person where to place the
stamp when they can't quite figure it out for themselves.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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Idiot, n.:
A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human
affairs has always been dominant and controlling.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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If A = B and B = C, then A = C, except where void or prohibited by law.
-- Roy Santoro
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If a 6600 used paper tape instead of core memory, it would use up tape
at about 30 miles/second.
-- Grishman, Assembly Language Programming
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"If a camel flies, no one laughs if it doesn't get very far."
-- Paul White
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If a camel is a horse designed by a committee, then a consensus
forecast is a camel's behind.
-- Edgar R. Fiedler
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