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Down with categorical imperative!
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"Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing."
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Drew's Law of Highway Biology:
The first bug to hit a clean windshield lands directly in front
of your eyes.
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Drink Canada Dry! You might not succeed, but it *is* fun trying.
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Drive defensively. Buy a tank.
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Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they're the scenic
route!
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Ducharme's Axiom:
If you view your problem closely enough you will recognize
yourself as part of the problem.
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Ducharme's Precept:
Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.
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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark side, and
it holds the universe together ...
-- Carl Zwanzig
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Due to a shortage of devoted followers, the production of great leaders
has been discontinued.
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