| Freebsd Fortunes: 3271 of 3566 |
"What are we going to do?"
"Me, I'm examining the major Western religions. I'm looking for
something that's soft on morality, generous with holidays, and has a
short initiation period."
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3272 of 3566 |
"What are you doing?"
"Examining the world's major religions. I'm looking for something
that's light on morals, has lots of holidays, and with a short
initiation period."
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3273 of 3566 |
What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3274 of 3566 |
What does it mean if there is no fortune for you?
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3275 of 3566 |
What does "it" mean in the sentence "What time is it?"?
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3276 of 3566 |
What garlic is to food, insanity is to art.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3277 of 3566 |
What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3278 of 3566 |
"What George Washington did for us was to throw out the British, so
that we wouldn't have a fat, insensitive government running our
country. Nice try anyway, George."
-- D.J. on KSFO/KYA
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3279 of 3566 |
What good is a ticket to the good life, if you can't find the
entrance?
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3280 of 3566 |
What good is having someone who can walk on water if you don't follow
in his footsteps?
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