Freebsd Fortunes

Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of
scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams.
                -- Mary Ellen Kelly

Nature abhors a hero.  For one thing, he violates the law of
conservation of energy.  For another, how can it be the survival of the
fittest when the fittest keeps putting himself in situations where he
is most likely to be creamed?
                -- Solomon Short

Nature and nature's laws lay hid in night,
God said, "Let Newton be," and all was light.

It did not last; the devil howling "Ho!
Let Einstein be!" restored the status quo.

Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it
cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
                -- Fran Leibowitz

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's
character, give him power.
                -- Abraham Lincoln

Necessity is a mother.

Neckties strangle clear thinking.
                -- Lin Yutang

Never be led astray onto the path of virtue.

Never call a man a fool; borrow from him.

Never commit yourself!  Let someone else commit you.