Freebsd Fortunes

"We are on the verge: Today our program proved Fermat's next-to-last
theorem."
                -- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982

"We are upping our standards ... so up yours."
                -- Pat Paulsen for President, 1988.

We can defeat gravity.  The problem is the paperwork involved.

We cannot put the face of a person on a stamp unless said person is
deceased.  My suggestion, therefore, is that you drop dead.
                -- James E. Day, Postmaster General

"We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!"
                -- Vroomfondel

"We don't care.  We don't have to.  We're the Phone Company."

We don't know who discovered water, but we're certain it wasn't a
fish.

We don't understand the software, and sometimes we don't understand the
hardware, but we can *see* the blinking lights!

We gave you an atomic bomb, what do you want, mermaids?
                -- I. I. Rabi to the Atomic Energy Commission

"We had it tough ... I had to get up at 9 o'clock at night, half an
hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of dry poison, work 29 hours down
mill, and when we came home our Dad would kill us, and dance about on
our grave singing Haleleuia ..."
                -- Monty Python