Freebsd Fortunes

"Today, of course, it is considered very poor taste to use the F-word
except in major motion pictures."
                -- Dave Barry, "$#$

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Today's scientific question is: What in the world is electricity?

And where does it go after it leaves the toaster?
                -- Dave Barry, "What is Electricity?"

"Today's thrilling story has been brought to you by Mushies, the great new
cereal that gets soggy even without milk or cream.  Join us soon for more
spectacular adventure starring ... Tippy, the Wonder Dog."
                -- Bob & Ray

Toilet Toup'ee, n.:
        Any shag carpet that causes the lid to become top-heavy, thus
creating endless annoyance to male users.
                -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.

Tonight's the night: Sleep in a eucalyptus tree.