Freebsd Fortunes

Innovation is hard to schedule.
                -- Dan Fylstra

Insanity is hereditary.  You get it from your kids.

Insanity is the final defense ... It's hard to get a refund when the
salesman is sniffing your crotch and baying at the moon.

Interpreter, n.:
        One who enables two persons of different languages to
understand each other by repeating to each what it would have been to
the interpreter's advantage for the other to have said.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Intolerance is the last defense of the insecure.

Iron Law of Distribution:
        Them that has, gets.

"Irrationality is the square root of all evil"
                -- Douglas Hofstadter

Is it possible that software is not like anything else, that it is
meant to be discarded: that the whole point is to always see it as a
soap bubble?

Is not marriage an open question, when it is alleged, from the
beginning of the world, that such as are in the institution wish to get
out, and such as are out wish to get in?
                -- Ralph Emerson

Is your job running?  You'd better go catch it!