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In an organization, each person rises to the level of his own
-- The Peter Principle
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In any formula, constants (especially those obtained from handbooks)
are to be treated as variables.
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"In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of
nations -- it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir."
-- Stuart Keate
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In Blythe, California, a city ordinance declares that a person must own
at least two cows before he can wear cowboy boots in public.
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In Boston, it is illegal to hold frog-jumping contests in nightclubs.
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In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling against prayer in schools
will be temporarily canceled.
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In case of injury notify your superior immediately. He'll kiss it and
make it better.
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In Columbia, Pennsylvania, it is against the law for a pilot to tickle
a female flying student under her chin with a feather duster in order
to get her attention.
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In Corning, Iowa, it's a misdemeanor for a man to ask his wife to ride
in any motor vehicle.
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"In defeat, unbeatable; in victory, unbearable."
-- Winston Churchill, of Montgomery