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Speaking of love, one problem that recurs more and more frequently
these days, in books and plays and movies, is the inability of people
to communicate with the people they love; Husbands and wives who can't
communicate, children who can't communicate with their parents, and so
on. And the characters in these books and plays and so on (and in real
life, I might add) spend hours bemoaning the fact that they can't
communicate. I feel that if a person can't communicate, the very least
he can do is to Shut Up!
-- Tom Lehrer, "That Was the Year that Was"
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2622 of 3566 |
"Speed is subsittute fo accurancy."
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2623 of 3566 |
Speer's 1st Law of Proofreading:
The visibility of an error is inversely proportional to the
number of times you have looked at it.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2624 of 3566 |
Spelling is a lossed art.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2625 of 3566 |
Spend extra time on hobby. Get plenty of rolling papers.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2626 of 3566 |
Spirtle, n.:
The fine stream from a grapefruit that always lands right in
your eye.
-- Sniglets, "Rich Hall & Friends"
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2627 of 3566 |
Spouse, n.:
Someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you
wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2628 of 3566 |
"Star Wars is adolescent nonsense; Close Encounters is obscurantist
drivel; Star Trek can turn your brains to pur'ee of bat guano; and the
greatest science fiction series of all time is Doctor Who! And I'll
take you all on, one-by-one or all in a bunch to back it up!"
-- Harlan Ellison
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2629 of 3566 |
Stay away from flying saucers today.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2630 of 3566 |
Stay away from hurricanes for a while.
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