| Freebsd Fortunes: 1393 of 3566 |
"I like work ... I can sit and watch it for hours."
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1394 of 3566 |
"I like your game but we have to change the rules."
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1395 of 3566 |
"I love Saturday morning cartoons, what classic humour! This is what
entertainment is all about ... Idiots, explosives and falling anvils."
-- Calvin and Hobbes, Bill Watterson
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1396 of 3566 |
"I love to eat them Smurfies
Smurfies what I love to eat
Bite they ugly heads off,
Nibble on they bluish feet."
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1397 of 3566 |
"I may appear to be just sitting here like a bucket of tapioca, but
don't let appearances fool you. I'm approaching old age ... at the
speed of light."
-- Prof. Cosmo Fishhawk
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1398 of 3566 |
"I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent."
-- Ashleigh Brilliant
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1399 of 3566 |
"I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a
week sometimes to make it up."
-- Mark Twain, "The Innocents Abroad"
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1400 of 3566 |
I must have slipped a disk -- my pack hurts
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1401 of 3566 |
"I never fail to convince an audience that the best thing they could do
was to go away."
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1402 of 3566 |
"I never met a piece of chocolate I didn't like."
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