| Freebsd Fortunes: 1919 of 3566 |
LIBRA (Sept 23 - Oct 22)
You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with
reality. If you are a man, you are more than likely gay.
Chances for employment and monetary gains are excellent. Most
Libra women are prostitutes. All Libra people die of venereal
disease.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1920 of 3566 |
Lie, n.:
A very poor substitute for the truth, but the only one
discovered to date.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1921 of 3566 |
Lieberman's Law:
Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1922 of 3566 |
Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1923 of 3566 |
Life is a yo-yo, and mankind ties knots in the string.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1924 of 3566 |
"Life is like a bowl of soup with hairs floating on it. You have to
eat it nevertheless."
-- Flaubert
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1925 of 3566 |
"Life is like a buffet; it's not good but there's plenty of it."
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1926 of 3566 |
Life is like a simile.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1927 of 3566 |
Life is like an analogy
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1928 of 3566 |
Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer, then you find
there is nothing in it.
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