| Freebsd Fortunes: 2015 of 3566 |
May your Tongue stick to the Roof of your Mouth with the Force of a
Thousand Caramels.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2016 of 3566 |
Maybe Computer Science should be in the College of Theology.
-- R. S. Barton
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2017 of 3566 |
Maybe you can't buy happiness, but these days you can certainly charge
it.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2018 of 3566 |
McGowan's Madison Avenue Axiom:
If an item is advertised as "under $50", you can bet it's not
$19.95.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2019 of 3566 |
Meader's Law:
Whatever happens to you, it will previously have happened to
everyone you know, only more so.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2020 of 3566 |
Meeting, n.:
An assembly of people coming together to decide what person or
department not represented in the room must solve a problem.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2021 of 3566 |
Men were real men, women were real women, and small, furry creatures
from Alpha Centauri were REAL small, furry creatures from Alpha
Centauri. Spirits were brave, men boldly split infinitives that no man
had split before. Thus was the Empire forged.
-- "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy", Douglas Adams
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2022 of 3566 |
Mencken and Nathan's Fifteenth Law of The Average American:
The worst actress in the company is always the manager's wife.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2023 of 3566 |
Mencken and Nathan's Ninth Law of The Average American:
The quality of a champagne is judged by the amount of noise the
cork makes when it is popped.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2024 of 3566 |
Mencken and Nathan's Second Law of The Average American:
All the postmasters in small towns read all the postcards.
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