Freebsd Fortunes

Pascal, n.:
        A programming language named after a man who would turn over in
his grave if he knew about it.

Pascal Users:
        To show respect for the 313th anniversary (tomorrow) of the
death of Blaise Pascal, your programs will be run at half speed.

Passionate hatred can give meaning and purpose to an empty life.
                -- Eric Hoffer

Patageometry, n.:
        The study of those mathematical properties that are invariant
under brain transplants.

Paul Revere was a tattle-tale

Paul's Law:
        In America, it's not how much an item costs, it's how much you
save.

Paul's Law:
        You can't fall off the floor.

Peace, n.:
        In international affairs, a period of cheating between two
periods of fighting.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Peanut Blossoms

4 cups sugar           16 tbsp. milk
4 cups brown sugar     4 tsp. vanilla
4 cups shortening      14 cups flour
8 eggs                 4 tsp. soda
4 cups peanut butter   4 tsp. salt

Shape dough into balls.  Roll in sugar and bake on ungreased cookie
sheet at 375 F. for 10-12 minutes.  Immediately top each cookie with a
Hershey's kiss or star pressing down firmly to crack cookie.  Makes a
hell of a lot.

Pecor's Health-Food Principle:
        Never eat rutabaga on any day of the week that has a "y" in
it.