Freebsd Fortunes

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The reason computer chips are so small is computers don't eat much.

The reason it's called "Grape Nuts" is that it contains "dextrose",
which is also sometimes called "grape sugar", and also because "Grape
Nuts" is catchier, in terms of marketing, than "A Cross Between Gerbil
Food and Gravel", which is what it tastes like.
                -- Dave Barry, "Tips for Writer's"

The reason we come up with new versions is not to fix bugs.  It's
absolutely not.
                        -- Bill Gates

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one
persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.  Therefore all
progress depends on the unreasonable man.
                -- George Bernard Shaw

The revolution will not be televised.

The reward of a thing well done is to have done it.
                -- Emerson

The rhino is a homely beast,
For human eyes he's not a feast.
Farewell, farewell, you old rhinoceros,
I'll stare at something less prepoceros.
                -- Ogden Nash

The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body.  This
means that only left handed people are in their right mind.

"The Right Honorable Gentleman is indebted to his memory for his jests
and to his imagination for his facts."
                -- Sheridan