Freebsd Fortunes

There are three things I always forget.  Names, faces -- the third I
can't remember.
                -- Italo Svevo

There are three ways to get something done:
        (1) Do it yourself.
        (2) Hire someone to do it for you.
        (3) Forbid your kids to do it.

There are times when truth is stranger than fiction and lunch time is
one of them.

There are two kinds of solar-heat systems: "passive" systems collect
the sunlight that hits your home, and "active" systems collect the
sunlight that hits your neighbors' homes, too.
                -- Dave Barry, "Postpetroleum Guzzler"

There are two types of people in this world, good and bad.  The good
sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.
                -- Woody Allen

"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to
make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the
other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious
deficiencies."
                -- C. A. R. Hoare

"There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is to dislike it, the
other is to read Pope."
                -- Oscar Wilde

There are two ways to write error-free programs.  Only the third one
works.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a
suitable application of high explosives.

There can be no twisted thought without a twisted molecule.
                -- R. W. Gerard