Freebsd Fortunes

There is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress.
                -- Mark Twain

There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the
tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not
abuse it.  So it is written in the genetic cards -- only physics and
war hold him in check.  And also the wife who wants him home by five,
of course.
                -- Encyclopedia Apocryphia, 1990 ed.

"There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their
home."
                -- Ken Olson, President of DEC, World Future Society
                   Convention, 1977

There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.
                -- George Bernard Shaw

There is no substitute for good manners, except, perhaps, fast
reflexes.

There is no such thing as fortune.  Try again.

There is no time like the pleasant.

There is no time like the present for postponing what you ought to be
doing.

There is no TRUTH.  There is no REALITY.  There is no CONSISTENCY.
There are no ABSOLUTE STATEMENTS   I'm very probably wrong.

"There is nothing which cannot be answered by means of my doctrine,"
said a monk, coming into a teahouse where Nasrudin sat.  "And yet just
a short time ago, I was challenged by a scholar with an unanswerable
question," said Nasrudin.  "I could have answered it if I had been
there." "Very well.  He asked, 'Why are you breaking into my house in
the middle of the night?'"