Freebsd Fortunes

There's no future in time travel.

There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes.
                -- Dr. Who

There's no real need to do housework -- after four years it doesn't get
any worse.

There's no room in the drug world for amateurs.

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government
working for you.
                -- Will Rodgers

"There's nothing in the middle of the road but a yellow stripe and dead
armadillos."
                -- Jim Hightower, Texas Agricultural Commissioner

There's nothing so precious as a cafe full of Gap kiddies trying to
work out whether you're really wearing rubber pants.
                -- Mike Smith

"There's nothing wrong with teenagers that reasoning with them won't
aggravate."

There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn
what it is I'll get married again.
                -- Clint Eastwood

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is
becoming an endangered synthetic.
                -- Lily Tomlin