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Today's scientific question is: What in the world is electricity?
And where does it go after it leaves the toaster?
-- Dave Barry, "What is Electricity?"
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"Today's thrilling story has been brought to you by Mushies, the great new
cereal that gets soggy even without milk or cream. Join us soon for more
spectacular adventure starring ... Tippy, the Wonder Dog."
-- Bob & Ray
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Toilet Toup'ee, n.:
Any shag carpet that causes the lid to become top-heavy, thus
creating endless annoyance to male users.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3140 of 3566 |
Tonight's the night: Sleep in a eucalyptus tree.
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Too clever is dumb.
-- Ogden Nash
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3142 of 3566 |
Too much of a good thing is WONDERFUL.
-- Mae West
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Too much of everything is just enough.
-- Bob Wier
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Too often I find that the volume of paper expands to fill the available
briefcases.
-- Governor Jerry Brown
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