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WARNING:
Reading this fortune can affect the dimensionality of your
mind, change the curvature of your spine, cause the growth of hair on
your palms, and make a difference in the outcome of your favorite war.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3218 of 3566 |
Warning: Do not look directly into laser with remaining eye.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3219 of 3566 |
Warning: Listening to WXRT on April Fools' Day is not recommended for
those who are slightly disoriented the first few hours after waking
up.
-- Chicago Reader 4/22/83
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3220 of 3566 |
Warp 7 -- It's a law we can live with.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3221 of 3566 |
Washington [D.C.] is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John F. Kennedy
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3222 of 3566 |
Waste not, get your budget cut next year.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3223 of 3566 |
Wasting time is an important part of living.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3224 of 3566 |
Watson's Law:
The reliability of machinery is inversely proportional to the
number and significance of any persons watching it.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3225 of 3566 |
We are all agreed that your theory is crazy. The question which
divides us is whether it is crazy enough to have a chance of being
correct. My own feeling is that it is not crazy enough.
-- Niels Bohr
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3226 of 3566 |
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
-- Oscar Wilde
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