Freebsd Fortunes

You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.

You cannot propel yourself forward by patting yourself on the back.

You can't carve your way to success without cutting remarks.

"You can't have everything.  Where would you put it?"
                -- Steven Wright

You can't hold a man down without staying down with him.
                -- Booker T. Washington

You can't judge a book by the way it wears its hair.

"You can't make a program without broken egos."

You can't start worrying about what's going to happen.  You get spastic
enough worrying about what's happening now.
                -- Lauren Bacall

"You can't survive by sucking the juice from a wet mitten."
                -- Charles Schulz, "Things I've Had to Learn Over and
                   Over and Over"

"You can't teach people to be lazy - either they have it, or they
don't."
                -- Dagwood Bumstead