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Children are unpredictable.  You never know what inconsistency they're
going to catch you in next.
                -- Franklin P. Jones

Children aren't happy without something to ignore,
And that's what parents were created for.
                -- Ogden Nash

Children seldom misquote you.  In fact, they usually repeat word for
word what you shouldn't have said.

Chism's Law of Completion:
        The amount of time required to complete a government project is
precisely equal to the length of time already spent on it.

Chisolm's First Corollary to Murphy's Second Law:
        When things just can't possibly get any worse, they will.

Chivalry, Schmivalry!
        Roger the thief has a
        method he uses for
        sneaky attacks:
Folks who are reading are
        Characteristically
        Always Forgetting to
        Guard their own bac ...

Christ:
        A man who was born at least 5,000 years ahead of his time.

Churchill's Commentary on Man:
        Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the
time he will pick himself up and continue on.

Cigarette, n.:
        A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in
between.

Cinemuck, n.:
        The combination of popcorn, soda, and melted chocolate which
covers the floors of movie theaters.
                -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"