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Chivalry, Schmivalry!
Roger the thief has a
method he uses for
sneaky attacks:
Folks who are reading are
Characteristically
Always Forgetting to
Guard their own bac ...
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 688 of 3566 |
Christ:
A man who was born at least 5,000 years ahead of his time.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 689 of 3566 |
Churchill's Commentary on Man:
Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the
time he will pick himself up and continue on.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 690 of 3566 |
Cigarette, n.:
A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in
between.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 691 of 3566 |
Cinemuck, n.:
The combination of popcorn, soda, and melted chocolate which
covers the floors of movie theaters.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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Clairvoyant, n.:
A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that
which is invisible to her patron -- namely, that he is a blockhead.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 693 of 3566 |
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like
shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
-- Phyllis Diller
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 694 of 3566 |
Cleanliness is next to impossible.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 695 of 3566 |
"Cleveland? Yes, I spent a week there one day."
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 696 of 3566 |
Cleveland still lives. God must be dead.
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