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Cigarette, n.:
A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in
between.
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Cinemuck, n.:
The combination of popcorn, soda, and melted chocolate which
covers the floors of movie theaters.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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Clairvoyant, n.:
A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that
which is invisible to her patron -- namely, that he is a blockhead.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like
shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
-- Phyllis Diller
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Cleanliness is next to impossible.
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"Cleveland? Yes, I spent a week there one day."
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 696 of 3566 |
Cleveland still lives. God must be dead.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 697 of 3566 |
Cloning is the sincerest form of flattery.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on
society.
-- Mark Twain
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COBOL programs are an exercise in Artificial Inelegance.
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