Freebsd Fortunes: 1107 of 3566 |
Give me the Luxuries, and the Hell with the Necessities!
|
|
|
Freebsd Fortunes: 1108 of 3566 |
Give thought to your reputation. Consider changing name and moving to
a new town.
|
|
|
Freebsd Fortunes: 1109 of 3566 |
Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
|
|
|
Freebsd Fortunes: 1110 of 3566 |
"Given the choice between accomplishing something and just lying
around, I'd rather lie around. No contest."
-- Eric Clapton
|
|
|
Freebsd Fortunes: 1111 of 3566 |
Giving up on assembly language was the apple in our Garden of Eden:
Languages whose use squanders machine cycles are sinful. The LISP
machine now permits LISP programmers to abandon bra and fig-leaf.
-- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982
|
|
|
Freebsd Fortunes: 1112 of 3566 |
Glib's Fourth Law of Unreliability:
Investment in reliability will increase until it exceeds the
probable cost of errors, or until someone insists on getting some
useful work done.
|
|
|
Freebsd Fortunes: 1113 of 3566 |
Gnagloot, n.:
A person who leaves all his ski passes on his jacket just to
impress people.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
|
|
|
Freebsd Fortunes: 1114 of 3566 |
Go climb a gravity well!
|
|
|
Freebsd Fortunes: 1115 of 3566 |
Go placidly amid the noise and waste, and remember what value there may
be in owning a piece thereof.
-- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata"
|
|
|
Freebsd Fortunes: 1116 of 3566 |
Go 'way! You're bothering me!
|
|