Freebsd Fortunes

Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad
example.
                -- La Rouchefoucauld

Good day for a change of scene.  Repaper the bedroom wall.

Good day for overcoming obstacles.  Try a steeplechase.

Good day to avoid cops.  Crawl to school.

Good day to let down old friends who need help.

Good leaders being scarce, following yourself is allowed.

Good news.  Ten weeks from Friday will be a pretty good day.

Good news is just life's way of keeping you off balance.

Good night to spend with family, but avoid arguments with your mate's
new lover.

"Good-bye.  I am leaving because I am bored."
                -- George Saunders' dying words