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Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
-- F. M. Hubbard
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Honk if you hate bumper stickers that say "Honk if ..."
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Honk if you love peace and quiet.
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Honorable, adj.:
Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative
bodies, it is customary to mention all members as honorable; as, "the
honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur."
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Horngren's Observation:
Among economists, the real world is often a special case.
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Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on
people.
-- W. C. Fields
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Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants in Marshalltown, Iowa.
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"Houston, Tranquillity Base here. The Eagle has landed."
-- Neil Armstrong
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How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
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How come only your friends step on your new white sneakers?
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