Freebsd Fortunes

How much does it cost to entice a dope-smoking UNIX system guru to
Dayton?
                -- Brian Boyle, UNIX/WORLD's First Annual Salary Survey

How to become a sysop:
        I grew a beard, started wearing only t-shirts and jeans, and
        developed a surly attitude. The group accepted me, and I've never
        worked a full day in my life since then.
                -- rho/slashdot

How wonderful opera would be if there were no singers.

HOW YOU CAN TELL THAT IT'S GOING TO BE A ROTTEN DAY:
        #1040 Your income tax refund cheque bounces.

HOW YOU CAN TELL THAT IT'S GOING TO BE A ROTTEN DAY:
        #15 Your pet rock snaps at you.

HOW YOU CAN TELL THAT IT'S GOING TO BE A ROTTEN DAY:

        #32: You call your answering service and they've never heard of
             you.

Howe's Law:
        Everyone has a scheme that will not work.

However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my traditional
manner ... sulking and nausea.
                -- Tom K. Ryan

HR 3128.  Omnibus Budget Reconciliation, Fiscal 1986.  Martin, R-Ill.,
motion that the House recede from its disagreement to the Senate
amendment making changes in the bill to reduce fiscal 1986 deficits.
The Senate amendment was an amendment to the House amendment to the
Senate amendment to the House amendment to the Senate amendment to the
bill.  The original Senate amendment was the conference agreement on
the bill.  Agreed to.
                -- Albuquerque Journal

Human beings were created by water to transport it uphill.