Freebsd Fortunes

"I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd
eat it, and I just hate it."
                -- Clarence Darrow

"I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path."
                -- Ronald Mabbitt

I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the
streets and frighten the horses.
                -- Victor Hugo

"I don't object to sex before marriage, but two minutes before?!?"

"I don't think so," said Ren'e Descartes.  Just then, he vanished.

"I don't think they could put him in a mental hospital.  On the other
hand, if he were already in, I don't think they'd let him out."

I don't want to alarm anybody, but there is an excellent chance that
the Earth will be destroyed in the next several days.  Congress is
thinking about eliminating a federal program under which scientists
broadcast signals to alien beings.  This would be a large mistake.
Alien beings have nuclear blaster death cannons.  You cannot cut off
their federal programs as if they were merely poor people ...
                -- Davy Barry, "THE ALIENS ARE COMING, THE ALIENS ARE
                   COMING!"

I doubt, therefore I might be.

"I dread success.  To have succeeded is to have finished one's business
on earth, like the male spider, who is killed by the female the moment
he has succeeded in his courtship.  I like a state of continual
becoming, with a goal in front and not behind."
                -- George Bernard Shaw

"I drink to make other people interesting."
                -- George Jean Nathan