| Freebsd Fortunes: 1455 of 3566 |
"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm attending the opening of my
garage door."
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1456 of 3566 |
"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm converting my calendar watch from
Julian to Gregorian."
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1457 of 3566 |
"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm doing door-to-door collecting for
static cling."
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1458 of 3566 |
"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm having all my plants neutered."
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1459 of 3566 |
"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm staying home to work on my
cottage cheese sculpture."
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1460 of 3566 |
"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm taking punk totem pole carving."
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1461 of 3566 |
"I'd love to go out with you, but it's my parakeet's bowling night."
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1462 of 3566 |
"I'd love to go out with you, but I've been scheduled for a karma
transplant."
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1463 of 3566 |
"I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV."
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1464 of 3566 |
"I'd love to go out with you, but the last time I went out, I never
came back."
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