| Freebsd Fortunes: 1496 of 3566 |
If everything is coming your way then you're in the wrong lane.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1497 of 3566 |
If God didn't mean for us to juggle, tennis balls wouldn't come three
to a can.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1498 of 3566 |
If God had intended Man to Smoke, He would have set him on Fire.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1499 of 3566 |
If God had intended Man to Walk, He would have given him Feet.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1500 of 3566 |
If God had intended Man to Watch TV, He would have given him Rabbit
Ears.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1501 of 3566 |
If God had intended Men to Smoke, He would have put Chimneys in their
Heads.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1502 of 3566 |
If God had meant for us to be in the Army, we would have been born with
green, baggy skin.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1503 of 3566 |
If God had meant for us to be naked, we would have been born that way.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1504 of 3566 |
If God had not given us sticky tape, it would have been necessary to
invent it.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1505 of 3566 |
If God had wanted you to go around nude, He would have given you bigger
hands.
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