| Freebsd Fortunes: 1502 of 3566 |
If God had meant for us to be in the Army, we would have been born with
green, baggy skin.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1503 of 3566 |
If God had meant for us to be naked, we would have been born that way.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1504 of 3566 |
If God had not given us sticky tape, it would have been necessary to
invent it.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1505 of 3566 |
If God had wanted you to go around nude, He would have given you bigger
hands.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1506 of 3566 |
If God is dead, who will save the Queen?
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1507 of 3566 |
If God is perfect, why did He create discontinuous functions?
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1508 of 3566 |
"If God lived on Earth, people would knock out all His windows."
-- Yiddish saying
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1509 of 3566 |
If God wanted us to be brave, why did he give us legs?
-- Marvin Kitman
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1510 of 3566 |
"If I am elected, the concrete barriers around the WHITE HOUSE will be
replaced by tasteful foam replicas of ANN MARGARET!"
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1511 of 3566 |
If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive!
-- Samuel Goldwyn
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