Freebsd Fortunes

101 USES FOR A DEAD MICROPROCESSOR
        (1)  Scarecrow for centipedes
        (2)  Dead cat brush
        (3)  Hair barrettes
        (4)  Cleats
        (5)  Self-piercing earrings
        (6)  Fungus trellis
        (7)  False eyelashes
        (8)  Prosthetic dog claws
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        (99)  Window garden harrow (pulled behind Tonka tractors)
        (100) Killer velcro
        (101) Currency

1.79 x 10^12 furlongs per fortnight -- it's not just a good idea, it's
the law!

186,282 miles per second:

It isn't just a good idea, it's the law!

2180, U.S. History question:
        What 20th Century U.S. President was almost impeached and what
office did he later hold?

3 syncs represent the trinity - init, the child and the eternal zombie
process.  In doing 3, you're paying homage to each and I think such
traditions are important in this shallow, mercurial business we find
ourselves in.
                -- Jordan K. Hubbard

$3,000,000

"355/113 -- Not the famous irrational number PI, but an incredible
simulation!"

43rd Law of Computing:
        Anything that can go wr
fortune: Segmentation violation -- Core dumped

7:30, Channel 5: The Bionic Dog (Action/Adventure)
        The Bionic Dog drinks too much and kicks over the National
        Redwood Forest.

7:30, Channel 5: The Bionic Dog (Action/Adventure)
        The Bionic Dog gets a hormonal short-circuit and violates the
        Mann Act with an interstate Greyhound bus.