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If you had any brains, you'd be dangerous.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1576 of 3566 |
If you have a procedure with 10 parameters, you probably missed some.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1577 of 3566 |
"If you have to hate, hate gently"
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1578 of 3566 |
If you just try long enough and hard enough, you can always manage to
boot yourself in the posterior.
-- A. J. Liebling
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1579 of 3566 |
If you keep anything long enough, you can throw it away.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1580 of 3566 |
If you live in a country run by committee, be on the committee.
-- Graham Summer
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1581 of 3566 |
If you live to the age of a hundred you have it made because very few
people die past the age of a hundred.
-- George Burns
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1582 of 3566 |
If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; but if you
really make them think they'll hate you.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1583 of 3566 |
If you only have a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.
-- Maslow
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1584 of 3566 |
If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure
can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way will promptly
develop.
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