Freebsd Fortunes

43rd Law of Computing:
        Anything that can go wr
fortune: Segmentation violation -- Core dumped

7:30, Channel 5: The Bionic Dog (Action/Adventure)
        The Bionic Dog drinks too much and kicks over the National
        Redwood Forest.

7:30, Channel 5: The Bionic Dog (Action/Adventure)
        The Bionic Dog gets a hormonal short-circuit and violates the
        Mann Act with an interstate Greyhound bus.

77.  HO HUM -- The Redundant

------- (7)     This hexagram refers to a situation of extreme
--- --- (8)     boredom.  Your programs always bomb off.  Your wife
------- (7)     smells bad.  Your children have hives.  You are working
---O--- (6)     on an accounting system, when you want to develop the
---X--- (9)     GREAT AMERICAN COMPILER.  You give up hot dates to
--- --- (8)     nurse sick computers.  What you need now is sex.

Nine in the second place means:
        The yellow bird approaches the malt shop.  Misfortune.

Six in the third place means:
        In former times men built altars to honor the Internal Revenue
        Service.  Great Dragons!  Are you in trouble!

99 blocks of crud on the disk,
99 blocks of crud!
You patch a bug, and dump it again:
100 blocks of crud on the disk!

100 blocks of crud on the disk,
100 blocks of crud!
You patch a bug, and dump it again:
101 blocks of crud on the disk! ...

A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no
responsibility at the other.

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
                -- Carl Sandburg

A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out
of a divorce.
                -- Don Quinn

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining
and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
                -- Mark Twain

A billion here, a couple of billion there -- first thing you know it
adds up to be real money.
                -- Senator Everett McKinley Dirksen