Freebsd Fortunes

"I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am.
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get."

"I'm prepared for all emergencies but totally unprepared for everyday
life."

I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States.  The only thing is
-- I could be just as proud for half the money.
                -- Arthur Godfrey

I'm rated PG-34!!

"I'm really enjoying not talking to you ... Let's not talk again REAL
soon ..."

"I'm returning this note to you, instead of your paper, because it
(your paper) presently occupies the bottom of my bird cage."
                -- English Professor, Providence College

"I'm sorry, but after reading this thread, I'm having a hard time
coming up with an explanation for this nonsense which doesn't involve
you being a dumbass."
                -- Bill Paul <wpaul@FreeBSD.org>

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus,
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous;
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
                -- Gilbert & Sullivan, "Pirates of Penzance"

"I'm willing to sacrifice anything for this cause, even other people's
lives"

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.
                -- Jules de Gaultier