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In those days he was wiser than he is now -- he used to frequently take
my advice.
-- Winston Churchill
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In Tulsa, Oklahoma, it is against the law to open a soda bottle without
the supervision of a licensed engineer.
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In West Union, Ohio, No married man can go flying without his spouse
along at any time, unless he has been married for more than 12 months.
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Incumbent, n.:
Person of liveliest interest to the outcumbents.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Indifference will be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?
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Individualists unite!
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Infancy, n.:
The period of our lives when, according to Wordsworth, "Heaven
lies about us." The world begins lying about us pretty soon
afterward.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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Information Center, n.:
A room staffed by professional computer people whose job it is
to tell you why you cannot have the information you require.
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Ingrate, n.:
A man who bites the hand that feeds him, and then complains of
indigestion.
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Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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