| Freebsd Fortunes: 1960 of 3566 |
Love is a word that is constantly heard,
Hate is a word that is not.
Love, I am told, is more precious than gold.
Love, I have read, is hot.
But hate is the verb that to me is superb,
And Love but a drug on the mart.
Any kiddie in school can love like a fool,
But Hating, my boy, is an Art.
-- Ogden Nash
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1961 of 3566 |
"Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with
the ideal never goes unpunished."
-- Goethe
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1962 of 3566 |
Love is sentimental measles.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1963 of 3566 |
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1964 of 3566 |
Love means having to say you're sorry every five minutes.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1965 of 3566 |
Love thy neighbor as thyself, but choose your neighborhood.
-- Louise Beal
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1966 of 3566 |
Love your enemies: they'll go crazy trying to figure out what you're up
to.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1967 of 3566 |
Lowery's Law:
If it jams -- force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing
anyway.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1968 of 3566 |
LSD melts in your mind, not in your hand.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1969 of 3566 |
Lubarsky's Law of Cybernetic Entomology:
There's always one more bug.
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