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phenylalanylvalylthreonylleucylglycylaspartylprolylglycylisoleucylglutamylglu-
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glutaminylprolylmethionyllysylalanylalanylthreonylarginylserine, n.:
        The chemical name for tryptophan synthetase A protein, a
        1,913-letter enzyme with 267 amino acids.
                -- Mrs. Bryne's Dictionary of Unusual, Obscure, and

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Micro Credo:
        Never trust a computer bigger than you can lift.

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