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"Microwave oven?  Whaddya mean, it's a microwave oven?  I've been
watching Channel 4 on the thing for two weeks."
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2035 of 3566

"Might as well be frank, monsieur.  It would take a miracle to get you
out of Casablanca and the Germans have outlawed miracles."
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2036 of 3566

Mike:   "The Fourth Dimension is a shambles?"
Bernie: "Nobody ever empties the ashtrays.  People are SO
        inconsiderate."
                -- Gary Trudeau, "Doonesbury"
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2037 of 3566

Miksch's Law:
        If a string has one end, then it has another end.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2038 of 3566

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
                -- Groucho Marx
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2039 of 3566

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
                -- Groucho Marx
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2040 of 3566

Millihelen, adj:
        The amount of beauty required to launch one ship.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2041 of 3566

Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with
themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
                -- Susan Ertz
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2042 of 3566

Millions of sensible people are too high-minded to concede that
politics is almost always the choice of the lesser evil.  "Tweedledum
and Tweedledee," they say, "I will not vote."  Having abstained, they
are presented with a President who appoints the people who are going to
rummage around in their lives for the next four years.  Consider all
the people who sat home in a stew in 1968 rather than vote for Hubert
Humphrey.  They showed Humphrey.  Those people who taught Hubert
Humphrey a lesson will still be enjoying the Nixon Supreme Court when
Tricia and Julie begin to find silver threads among the gold and the
black.
                -- Russel Baker, "Ford without Flummery"
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2043 of 3566

Mind!  I don't mean to say that I know, of my own knowledge, what there
is particularly dead about a door-nail.  I might have been inclined,
myself, to regard a coffin-nail as the deadest piece of ironmongery in
the trade.  But the wisdom of our ancestors is in the simile; and my
unhallowed hands shall not disturb it, or the Country's done for.  You
will therefore permit me to repeat, emphatically, that Marley was as
dead as a door-nail.
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