Freebsd Fortunes

"No proper program contains an indication which as an operator-applied
occurrence identifies an operator-defining occurrence which as an
indication-applied occurrence identifies an indication-defining
occurrence different from the one identified by the given indication as
an indication-applied occurrence."
                -- ALGOL 68 Report

"No self-respecting fish would want to be wrapped in that kind of
paper."
                -- Mike Royko on the Chicago Sun-Times after it was
                   taken over by Rupert Murdoch

Nobody can be exactly like me.  Sometimes even I have trouble doing
it.
                -- Tallulah Bankhead

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION

Nobody said computers were going to be polite.

Nobody suffers the pain of birth or the anguish of loving a child in
order for presidents to make wars, for governments to feed on the
substance of their people, for insurance companies to cheat the young
and rob the old.
                -- Lewis Lapham

Nobody wants constructive criticism.  It's all we can do to put up with
constructive praise.

Noncombatant, n.:
        A dead Quaker.
                -- Ambrose Bierce

Nondeterminism means never having to say you are wrong.

Non-Reciprocal Laws of Expectations:
        Negative expectations yield negative results.
        Positive expectations yield negative results.