Freebsd Fortunes

"Now this is a totally brain damaged algorithm.  Gag me with a
smurfette."
                -- P. Buhr, Computer Science 354

[Nuclear war] ... may not be desirable.
                -- Edwin Meese III

"Nuclear war can ruin your whole compile."
                -- Karl Lehenbauer

"Nuclear war would mean abolition of most comforts, and disruption of
normal routines, for children and adults alike."
                -- Willard F. Libby, "You *Can* Survive Atomic Attack"

"Nuclear war would really set back cable."
                -- Ted Turner

Nudists are people who wear one-button suits.

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Numeric stability is probably not all that important when you're
guessing.

O give me a home,
Where the buffalo roam,
Where the deer and the antelope play,
Where seldom is heard
A discouraging word,
'Cause what can an antelope say?

Of all possible committee reactions to any given agenda item, the
reaction that will occur is the one which will liberate the greatest
amount of hot air.
                -- Thomas L. Martin