Freebsd Fortunes

"Nuclear war would really set back cable."
                -- Ted Turner

Nudists are people who wear one-button suits.

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Numeric stability is probably not all that important when you're
guessing.

O give me a home,
Where the buffalo roam,
Where the deer and the antelope play,
Where seldom is heard
A discouraging word,
'Cause what can an antelope say?

Of all possible committee reactions to any given agenda item, the
reaction that will occur is the one which will liberate the greatest
amount of hot air.
                -- Thomas L. Martin

Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable.
                -- Plato

Of all the words of witch's doom
There's none so bad as which and whom.
The man who kills both which and whom
Will be enshrined in our Who's Whom.
                -- Fletcher Knebel

"Of course it's the murder weapon.  Who would frame someone with a
fake?"

"Of course power tools and alcohol don't mix.  Everyone knows power
tools aren't soluble in alcohol ..."
                -- Crazy Nigel