Freebsd Fortunes

Of all the words of witch's doom
There's none so bad as which and whom.
The man who kills both which and whom
Will be enshrined in our Who's Whom.
                -- Fletcher Knebel

"Of course it's the murder weapon.  Who would frame someone with a
fake?"

"Of course power tools and alcohol don't mix.  Everyone knows power
tools aren't soluble in alcohol ..."
                -- Crazy Nigel

Of course there's no reason for it, it's just our policy.

Of what you see in books, believe 75

.  Of newspapers, believe 50

.
And of TV news, believe 25% -- make that 5% if the anchorman wears a
blazer.

Office Automation, n.:
        The use of computers to improve efficiency by removing anyone
you would want to talk with over coffee.

Ogden's Law:
        The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch
up.

Oh Dad!  We're ALL Devo!