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Pardo's First Postulate:
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or
fattening.
Arnold's Addendum:
Everything else causes cancer in rats.
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Parker's Law:
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
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Parkinson's Fifth Law:
If there is a way to delay in important decision, the good
bureaucracy, public or private, will find it.
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Parkinson's Fourth Law:
The number of people in any working group tends to increase
regardless of the amount of work to be done.
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Parsley
is gharsley.
-- Ogden Nash
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Parts that positively cannot be assembled in improper order will be.
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"Pascal is not a high-level language."
-- Steven Feiner
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"Pascal is Pascal is Pascal is dog meat."
-- M. Devine and P. Larson, Computer Science 340
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Pascal, n.:
A programming language named after a man who would turn over in
his grave if he knew about it.
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Pascal Users:
To show respect for the 313th anniversary (tomorrow) of the
death of Blaise Pascal, your programs will be run at half speed.
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